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Amanda Peet Needs Fashion Advice

The Snarkstress — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:43:36 +0000

I think Amanda Peet has been out of the public eye for a little too long and forgot about the importance of looking beautiful and stylish on the red carpet. She showed up to the Brothers movie premiere in this terrible outfit! She must have heard rumors that faux fur and boyfriend jeans were in style this season and decided to put together a look herself. Unfortunately she totally missed.

The jeans look like ACTUAL boyfriend jeans with the saggy size and tattered holes. There are jeans that come oversized and broken in and they definitely don’t look like this! The jacket has a weird dot pattern that doesn’t actually resemble any real animal and the sleeves are an odd length that just look ill-fitting on her. And the shoes??? Ugh the shoes are the worst. I don’t know anyone who should wear those shoes!

Amanda, please hire a stylist ASAP!!!

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James Franco Doesn’t Clean Up Well

The Snarkstress — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:57:31 +0000

Of all of the beautiful and fashionably dressed people at the MOCA New 30th Anniversary Gala in Los Angeles last night, I had to find the one celebrity who just didn’t pull it together for the red carpet. I am usually a huge James Franco fan…such a cutie in the Batman movies! But yuck… what happened?? I would usually be jealous of the babe on his arm, but in this situation I actually feel sorry for her. He looks dreadful!

James Franco walked the red carpet desperately in need of a haircut, a better suit, and some sunshine. He looks like he just dragged himself up off the couch after a night of partying and didn’t bother to shower or drink coffee before heading out the door. His skin is pale, his hair is greasy and disheveled, and the even the suit was a bad choice.

If this young man wants to have a respectable future in Hollywood, he’s going to need to clean up his act. Or at least clean up his hair.

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The Beautiful Twilight People

The Snarkstress — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:46:14 +0000

So here you go…a picture of the three most obsessed-over young people in the world right now. Do they disappoint? Or do they live up to their hype? Beautiful Twilight stars Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner popped up for a photo up in Madrid to promote New Moon. You’ve gotta admit that they are miiiiighty pretty. Ugh I think I have become obsessed…I tried to resist, but it’s so easy to fall into the trap! These kids are everywhere! I will probably be one of those crazy fans standing in line to see the movie on its first week in theaters…

So what do you think? Gorgeous and perfect or over-rated?? I am a big Team Jacob girl, so I have to admit that I gush over Taylor Lautner’s smoldering eyes like every pre-teen girl…but I am a little underwhelmed by Pattison. Isn’t he a bit goofy? Sometimes I rag on Kristen Stewart, but the girl is undeniably beautiful and definitely cleans up well. I just wish she would get rid of that mullet.

So there ya go…enjoy, you psycho Twilight fans (myself included).

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Real Housewives Blonde Gets Electrocuted

The Snarkstress — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:48:04 +0000

Here’s a tip for all of you reality nitwit wanna-be-actresses out there…if you FINALLY get invited to a celebrity studded event and get to walk the red carpet, PLEASE do not look like this!!! Your goal for your first public photo op should not be to end up on the worst dressed list!

Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney chose the “I just got electrocuted” look when she attended TV Guide Magazine’s Hot List event on Tuesday. Seriously…was her hairstylist playing a trick on her??? Did she not have time to look in a mirror before walking out the door?? Seriously I can’t get over how terrible this is. She looks like she’s bald and wearing a mullet wig.

The silver batwing dress is okay…not dreadful, but it definitely does nothing for the figure that she spends millions of dollars to nip and tuck.

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Rihanna Shows Up in a Wedding Dress

The Snarkstress — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:20:03 +0000

Rihanna seems to have gotten a little confused about the dress code for the Glamour Magazine 2009 Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall in New York City. While the rest of the women being honored showed up in short cocktail dresses and suits, Rihanna chose to wear what she had hanging in her closet and hadn’t had an opportunity to wear yet…a wedding dress???

Don’t get me wrong…this is a GORGEOUS gown…but it just seems a tad bit inappropriate. Can you say DIVA??? No one else is even wearing formal wear, so why draw so much attention to yourself? This is the WOMEN of the year awards…not WOMAN of the year awards!

Save this one-of-a-kind white gown for your wedding please!

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Not a Good Look for Charlize Theron

The Snarkstress — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:03 +0000

Designer dress…gorgeous. Charlize Theron…gorgeous. Put the two together and somehow…NOT gorgeous.

I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood. Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working. I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.

I think she knows this is not her best look because her facial expression is more silly than confident. I’ve decided that Charlize should stick with the smoky eye.

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Lady GaGa in a Boring Outfit

The Snarkstress — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:32:45 +0000

Wowza! Lady GaGa showed up for the ACE Awards in New York on November 2 at Cipriani’s in a jeans, T-shirt and flip-flops! Nope…not really…I just thought that would be more shocking that what she DID show up in, which was the completely predictable over-the-top Lady GaGa extremism. She was accepting an award for her contribution to the world of fashion, so I’m glad she lived up to her achievement.

Btw…Does anyone know who her stylist is??? I mean, someone seriously needs to be getting credit for these insane ensembles that she appears in. Unless she is a complete fashion genius, there has got to be an entire team of behind-the-scenes folks who come up with these sick ideas…

Covering her face is definitely Lady GaGa’s “thing” so I’m not surprised to see this black lace mask with a bird’s nest wig and tiara. She also loves no pants, so again that’s a little predictable. I haven’t seen her with this white-painted skin before though…definitely original.

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Jamie Lee Curtis Resurfaces as a Flower

The Snarkstress — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:38:38 +0000

The good news is that this is a costume. The bad news is that I’m not exactly sure what it is. I haven’t seen Jamie Lee Curtis since Lindsay Lohan was still acting and cute back in the re-make of classic trading places movie Freaky Friday…which I LOVED btw and wish that Lindsay could have lived up to her potential from that movie. Oh well.

Anyways, Jamie Lee re-surfaced in Hollywood at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween fundraising event in Los Angeles wearing a nude-colored long-sleeved floorlength slip with ugly fake flowers attached. I’m thinking that maybe she’s supposed to appear as a naked person covered in flowers, but the nude dress is so baggy and not skin-colored that it just looks funny.

Mother nature maybe? Still figuring it out.

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Lindsay Lohan Continues Going Downhill

The Snarkstress — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:49:28 +0000

UGH! I said I wouldn’t….but I just…can’t….help myself!! I posted a beautiful picture of my new happy fashion icon Alexa Chung at the Whitney Gala and said no no no I must not post a trainwreck red carpet shot of LiLo again. But I couldn’t resist! This poor girl just continues to stumble down and down! Right before our eyes! The crazy thing to me is that she must have a few clones running around because somehow she makes it to every party AND every red carpet. Why are red carpet photoshoots the one thing that she can manage to keep organized??

Anyways, here she is…the infamous Lindsay Lohan looking pale and desperate with overly puffy lips, destroyed bleached hair, grown-out nails, too much gold, and sad eyes. What is with that pose?? It is just asking for criticism.

Image: Zuma Press

Is it just me, or do LiLo’s hands look like a 60-year olds?? Take care of your skin, girl! At least get a manicure!

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Love for Fashion Icon Alexa Chung

The Snarkstress — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:48:24 +0000

I would like to introduce you to my new favorite fashion icon Alexa Chung. If you watch MTV or have knowledge of British models or religiously read fashion mags then you already know about this gorgeous half-Chinese fashionista who hosts MTV’s It’s On With Alexa Chung. But if you have a normal life that does not consist of digitally stalking models and celebrities, then maybe you have not heard that she has the absolute best style ever!!

Okay maybe not ever, but right now I am soooo into everything she wears. She’s like my new Sienna Miller. Here she is at the 2009 Whitney Gala at the Whitney Museum of American Art in a simple but FABULOUS outfit. I love the mixture of blues and textures and the 3/4 length sleeve on the long jacket. So understated, but so classy and stylish.

LiLo was also in attendance, but I opted for a happy and inspiring fashion picture today instead of a trainwreck. Do you appreciate????

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