Daisy Olarte Wears Three Different Outfits
May 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
If you pulled each of these pieces apart, you might find that there is something good to be said about Daisy Olarte’s sense of style. The shirt is strange and colorful, but might pair well with jeans. The skirt is made for a garden party. And the shoes could pair nicely with a little black dress and a pink cocktail.
But none of this belongs at Cartier’s 100th Anniversary. Especially not together. What is probably an expensive collection of clothes has been pulled together into a swirl of trends that don’t mean anything.
I’m not even going to ask about the brick …read more
Don’t Wear… Matching Shirts and Scarves
March 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
Having never heard of Jasika Nicole before, I wondered at first if I was being to harsh by immediately snickering at her matching scarf and t-shirt. But after reading up on dear Jasika, I find that the girl has been around for a few years – she should know the scene by now…I imagine she even has multiple scarves hanging in her closet.
So why is it that Jasika has chosen to pair a basic t-shirt with a scarf of the same color while posing outside of the 14th Annual Gen Art Film Festival Launch Party in New York City? There …read more
When Your Purse Is Meant For A Giant
March 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
There is such a thing as taking advantage of the term “carry on”, Laura Vandervoort. While I would like to assume this oversize yellow purse only makes an appearance when you simply must stash every single fashion magazine, slippers, pillow, eyemask and laptop into a bag for a long flight…something tells me this bag as seen other outings unrelated to aviation.
You see, it’s all about proportion, Laura. And right now your purse is bigger than your midsection, which is neither stylish or functional. Worst of all, you are setting yourself up for one curious case of lopsided shoulders. A heavy …read more
Keri Hilson’s Wet Seal Album Signing
March 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
I suppose when you are doing an album signing in Wet Seal, the expectations for your outfit shouldn’t be terribly high.
But what exactly is the aesthetic Keri Hilson is looking for her? Is this out of edgy popstar 101?
There is something so ‘done’ and faux punk about this look. Everything from the animal print jacket to the ripped jeans and the sneakers. Like it’s the kind of throw away persona given to baby popstars who aren’t destined for Britney Spears-dom, but might get a song on the radio.
Keri, you’re going to have to find a way to stand out more …read more
Laura Bailey’s Luncheon Towel and S&M Shoes
March 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
Wearing lovely accessories and what appears to be a terrycloth hoodie, Laura Bailey arrived for the Mothers4Children charity luncheon at London’s Mayfair Hotel.
Did she possibly forget to change her shirt before walking out of the house. Jump in the shower and run off so fast she didn’t have time to put on a respectable blazer? Maybe she’s actually only a guest at the Mayfair Hotel who came down to grab a coffee in the hotel robe.
In any event, it’s hideously frumpy.
Now let’s talk about the shoes…
Somehow these shoes just might work on an 11ft tall model strutting down the runway. …read more
Tiffany Dupont: Black Dress Horror Show
March 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
Ladies, ladies, ladies there is a very important reason why we girls get ready to go out for a night on the town together. The first is because drinks are cheaper if you start at the hotel (you know it’s true!). The second is because it’s your friends’ collective job to make sure you look your hottest and are safe to go out where cameras, alcohol, and morons are in full force.
I think Tiffany Dupont (who I discovered through the power of IMDB once said ” I just hope I haven’t exposed myself to herpes for nothing!” on a …read more
Amber Rose Rocks Bald, Not Granny Glasses
March 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
I respect a girl who can sport a bald head and still look fabulous. This is not an easy look to pull off. I also give Amber Rose credit for that gorgeous green jacket. Beautiful as it is, that is not something that would work for everyone.
But what I can’t forgive is this hideous display of eyewear. I don’t care that they are Chanel – there is no reason for a long loopy braided chain. Or the overall massive ohmigod the UV rays are coming size/shape of them. Unless your name is Myrtle and your idea of a fun Saturday …read more
Ties and Dresses Should Never Intertwine
March 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
It appears that the Children’s Champions 2009 held at Grosvenor House Hotel was a hotspot for bad style choices.
While Peaches Geldof’s attire was unattractive Australian singer, Gabriella Cilmi’s decision to wear a hideous party dress made out of colorful ties is perplexing. I almost think the two of them talked before the event and bet each other to see who could look worse.
Does film-y dress/clog boot girl beat teeny bopper grandpa hipster? The jury is still out, but it’s safe to say nobody wins.
Peaches Geldof is bored. And boring.
March 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
As British socialites and somebodies were arriving at the Grosvenor House Hotel for Children’s Champions 2009, there was one fickle little girl who decided she’d had enough conforming everyone’s fashion guidelines.
Enough with formfitting!
I hate shiny hair!
You can’t make me wear it!
I will not, I don’t care!
Peaches Geldof pouted and sulked, annoyed at the lack of liquor in sight. There was no way she would make it through the evening without putting up a fight.
I’m the face of Dotti!
I can do no wrong!
If I decide chunky studded clogs are in,
Girls will be buying them in throngs!
It appeared no one had told …read more





