Try-hard Ryan Starr Wants To Be A Rockstar
March 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
This sort of display of stupid amateur antics to get attention and seem like a big deal in a room full of people who couldn’t care less what Ryan Starr has been up to since losing out on American Idol (oh, sorry – coming seventh. If you come in seventh, you have lost. People have gone home. No one care.).

Image: PR Photos
But here she is – annoying me with her cheap dress, ugly scarf, unattractive headband, and layers of wrist chains. Dreadful.
Let’s see what the whole outfit looks like.

Image: PR Photos
Lord, you are obnoxious. Stop grinning and trying to stuff yourself into the rockstar persona. It’s not working. Just go get a job, Ryan. Put your hands down, walk out of the club, get a good night’s rest and get a real job. These kind of bad fashion (and behaviour) decisions will be a distant memory soon.
















