Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff…Who?
July 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
I had never heard of Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff until today, but it appears her clothing decisions are as complicated and difficult to understand as the pronunciation of her name.
Scarves that resemble your hair, but only longer and more unsightly, should be banned from existence. When I first saw this photo, I thought she was wearing a horrible red wig or cheap ten dollar hair extensions made by Matel and sold in Toys R’ Us. Alas, I can now confirm upon closer inspection that is in fact a scarf she is wearing. But that’s only the beginning of the problems found in her outfit for the Hugo Boss party at Berlin Fashion Week.
Image: Flynet Pictures
Keys hanging from her belt? Shoes that look like they were picked up out of a Wal-mart discount bin? It’s all too much and yet so utterly not enough, Veruschka.
If you didn’t look so pleased with yourself, I might give you the benefit of the doubt and assume some horrible stylist put you up to this charade in order to appease a cranky designer or two. But I think you honestly feel this is an appropriate look for you. And that right there might be the most misguided part of it all.
Image: Flynet Pictures
Oh so this is what John Travolta would’ve looked like in Saturday Night Fever if he was a transgendered and addicted to meth! And (gasp) didn’t own a hairbrush. Good to know