What Do You Wear To See Morons Get Married?
April 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
If you were invited to see a couple of the most vapid, fake, pseudo-Hollywood people out there, such as the two bobbleheads below, get married…what would you wear?
Naturally the first decision is…do you go? But if you are Lauren Conrad, with an MTV army of stylists and resources behind you…you go. You have to go. Not going is like admitting defeat and there is no way anyone would ever want to be defeated by the Montag-Pratt pair of obnoxious nitwits.
Lord, these two are insanely annoying.
Alright, so you’re obviously going. But the decision still needs to be made – what do you wear?
Image: INF
You wear something glamourous, sexy, and feminine without being frilly or overly romantic.
You wear something damn near perfect and pretty without looking like you’re even trying. You wear this gorgeous blue dress, all classic and effortless – just to show off just how fake and plastic your former best friend is.
I may not like you all that much, Lauren, but I admire your style here. Well played. Point for Conrad.
Image: INF
After a week of her saying “I’m not going, I’m not going, I’m not going.” And you go? What a liar! I like her bag though. I’m totally not following you on twitter anymore Lauren Conrad..and do not expect me to run out to Kohls to see what your clothes look like in October….
okay. Probably not. Because I love the girl to death.