What the Heck is on David Beckham’s Head?!?
December 18, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Fashion Miss
Headed for a Fashion *uck-Up!
It’s not often I have something nasty to say about David Beckham, but when I saw this pic, I paused…and not just to wipe the drool from my snarky lips.
No, I paused in this instance because I am having a hard time figuring out just what in the hell is on Becks’s head. Looks partially like an adult diaper, partially like a baby’s sweater. Hey, wait! Maybe it is a baby’s sweater. Maybe this is their way of announcing Posh’s impending bump?!? Man, wouldja get a load of my diagnostic skillz? CSI, here I come!
So anyhoo, back to this cable-knit disaster. Yanno, it may have been halfway forgivable if it at least fit properly. But its scary resemblance to Depends is simply far too much for this snarky broad to handle. Even Posh looks embarrassed over this. Hiding her eyes and her gorgeous smile and what not (snzxxxxx!)
Okay, enough. Maybe later I’ll dig up a pic of Becks in his new tightie whitie ad campaign. We’ll see, dahlings, we’ll see.
The Snarkstress
I stopped and thought the same thing. Oy. But, he IS Becks and he does look fantastic 99.9% of the time, so we can forgive the knit shower cap - right? Bring on the tractor exh… uh, nevermind.
Yeah, Christina, this one fashion infraction can be overlooked in light of his normally oh-so-fine status. But somebody really ought to burn that hat in a hurry. Or maybe cut a hole in the top so Posh can shimmy her skinny little self through it and use it as a tube top.
LOL, you kill me! Posh’s tube Top indeed.
Tube top, Snarkstress, What the hell are you going to think up next! I think they switched hats. Maybe, just maybe snarkstress this is the next fab style for men?. Does he have a line of clothes yet?
Gotta to see him in tightie whitie’s for sure–right before bed so sugar plums can dance in my head all night. Tis the season!
Stay tuned for the Tightie Whitie pic. Sugar plums, be damned! You’ll be thinking of spicy Hot Tamales instead!
P.S. Gawd help us if this is the new style in headwear for men. Gah!
Who cares?
Really, seriously?
WHO FUCKING CARES!
I think its a tea cozy.