2007 American Music Awards Fashion MISS List

Just because they could sing their hearts out doesn’t mean they always look good. Who cares if they won an award, Style It Less will pick ‘em apart anyway . Just kidding.. hehe. I like some of them but I think they need to start looking for new stylists.

Oh Carrie Underwood my dear. I like you. Albeit I’ve never bought any of your CD’s, I do think you are awesome. But this white flowers(?) choky dress is a disaster. If it was just a tube top dress, I would’ve ignored th feathery-looking flower texture of the dress. But that straight line going towards your neck looks like a hand choking the living life out of you. Congrats on your wins though

Whatever Avril Lavigne. I don’t like your girlfriend either since she let you walk out of your house in this burnt-turkey looking dress. I know Canada has already celebrated their Thanksgiving but dang, US is not until 22nd. The foilish-gold dress doesn’t match your 2-toned pink/blond Skate-Boi era hair.

I love you Rihanna. I really do. I dance to Umbrella in my living room or with my mop in the kitchen every time it’s on. But dang this dress is fugly. Hot Mama Daily might not talk to me for a while after picking on you but I’m not comprehending this dress. Are you wearing a HUGE belt buckle as a top or a HUGE diamond pendant necklace? I’ll give you credit for the orchestra performance though. I thought it was a little bitchy move meant for Mandy Moore. I sensed that you were sending her a subliminal message that if there’s anyone who could turn Umbrella into a ballad song it would be you Ms. Rihanna. Not Mandy Moore. Oh hell No!

Ms. Mary J. Blige. I think you are amazing. I appreciate your No Drama approach anymore. But this dress is full of drama I’m so ready to call Dr. Phil to set up an appointment for myself. Arrrgh.

Sorry but I’m really not familiar with this girl Taylor Swift. Errr, apparently she’s not familiar with “trends” either. The cowboy boots went out the window as soon as people realized Jessica Simpson butchered a much loved TV series, The Dukes of Hazzard.

I save the best for last. Beyonce Knowles. Come Off It already. We know you’re beautifully curvaceous but damn could you please for once in your life get it right fashion wise. Too much going on as usual. I mean why don’t you just show your boobs since it seems like that’s what you want to do anyway. Must you stick your booty out even more? We know you’re bootilicious. Did you really have to wear all those bangles? Your dress would’ve sufficed, albeit I’m not really uber-excited about it, but in classic Beyonce or your Mom maybe, you felt you had to step it up even more. 10 times more. We know you’re ambitious and rightfully so. 10 is not enough apparently, you want to be 20. Well, we need you at about 7 honey coz it’s true when they say, “Less is More”.

I think I’m going to join The Snarkstress for an early Martini lunch today. I can’t wait to read what she’s got up her sleeves.

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