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5 Celebrity Fashion Rants [May 17th]

Dexie Wharton — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:51:52 +0000

1. If I see another picture of Lindsay Lohan in leggings I’m going to throw up.

2. If I see another picture of Kim Kardashian wearing leggings and proudly showing off her camel toe, I’m going to throw up. I don’t mind the booty, just not the camel toe, please.

3. If I see another Angelina Jolie pregnant picture looking all marvelous with my Brad Pitt twins, I’mma…. hmmm she’s pregnant so I’ll be nice. I’ll stay green with envy, heh,

4. If another “celebrity” comes out with his/her own clothing line, I’m seriously going to throw up.

5. If Sarah Jessica Parker comes out with another stupid headpiece I’m definitely going to throw up.

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SAG 2008 Fashion Miss : Angelina Jolie In Vintage Hermes

Dexie Wharton — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:57:02 +0000

Not that I really care whether Angelina Jolie is pregnant or not. I think it’s anyone’s prerogative to reveal their pregnancy when they feel like it. It’s none of my business. But come on. What’s the best way to show people you don’t really give a crap that they’re pissed off about being mum about your pregnancy? Wear a Vintage Hermes dress from Juliana Cairone, – no offense to the designer- that looks like you had a Scarlett O’Hara moment by turning a curtain into a dress. Except with Scarlett, she made a historical dress, with Angelina Jolie, her dress looked like she just wrapped it around her and pinned the bust with a safety pin.

I was watching her at the red carpet and the poor woman had a hard time walking because she was dragging a tail and her boobs almost popped out when she almost tripped on the tail. Thank goodness Brad was there.

Angelina looked gorgeous as always but the mahogany dress was a disaster. But then again, she made a statement. And what’s that? “Screw you people, gossip about my pregnancy or no pregnancy, you can all stew until I decide it’s the right time to let you all know if I’m pregnant. With this frock you can all speculate as much as you can, I’m still not telling“.

And for that, I say woohooo. But Boo-hoo on the dress

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Celebrity Bargain Stylers : Angelina Jolie and Her Thrifty Dress

Dexie Wharton — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 16:58:19 +0000

Style It Less is going to start a new category called Celebrity Bargain Stylers. I think the title is pretty much self-explanatory. From time to time, I will feature female celebrities wearing clothing items in bargain prices. Albeit it’s old news, who would be the best celebrity to lead this pack but Angelina Jolie herself? Last month at the NYC premiere of her new movie, “A Mighty Heart” the Hollywood and Fashion industries went a-buzzed over her vintage $26($28?) dress she(her stylist,heh) found at a Thrifty store in Los Angeles. I mean the way both industries made such a huge deal about it that if you blinked your eyes for a second you probably missed their heads doing a 360-degrees head turn ala Exorcist was ridiculous. No offense to the Hot Momma of Brad Pitt’s 4 kids(Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh), but fabulous Thrifty Mommies all over the world, including yours truly, has been styling in bargain prices for years. A $26 dress is really not news to us but since I’m writing about it here I guess it is. So I must digress .

I’m not hatin’ on dear Angie, I loved her on GIA . And she looks absolutely stunning on this dress. I’m sure she didn’t anticipate all the bruhaha the Hollywood and Fashion industries alike showered on her thrifty vintage crushed velvet dress. I almost felt sorry for the Christian Louboutin heels she wore that night from being overshadowed by a bargain dress. OUCH! I wouldn’t blame the designer if he felt flummoxed over the whole thing himself, heh!

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