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5 Reasons You Should NOT Wear Mid-Calf Nude Footless Tights

Dexie Wharton — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:47:13 +0000

You’re a grown chic and sophisticated woman. Not an infant, a toddler or a cute girl in grade school.
Footless Tights, nude or otherwise does not make sense.
You will look so desperate trying to be “trendy”
You don’t want to be accused of being a Sienna Miller wannabe.
And the most imperative reason of them all. I will spank your butt(no it won’t be a *rowr* moment for you) with my stylish fashion wand. Then I will take your credit cards and force you to listen to me talk to the Bank canceling all of them then I’ll make you watch me put them in the shredder. One by one by one. Then I’ll ground you from shopping for a month. Maybe.

Copish?, alrighty. Let’s move on….

Top 5 Reasons I SAY NO TO LEGGINGS Thanks To Sienna Miller

Dexie Wharton — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:34:42 +0000

I mentioned in the Fall skirts entry that I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing leggings underneath. Well, since our SAY NO TO UGGS post was so popular, I thought I’d share you my top 5 reasons on why I’ve avoided wearing leggings when it suddenly became, errrrr, trendy thanks to an untalented starlet whom I want to bitch slap from here ’till Sundays, being called a fashion icon whose only credits to her name is sleeping with a Hollywood “hottie” who turned out to be a lying-cheating son of a gun sleeping with his Nanny and coming up with outfits only herself understands why. Wheww, that was a mouthful. So here are my top 5 :

I’m a 30 yr old SANE fashionista.
I’m not my 1 yr. daughter, not my 4 yr old niece, nor am I my 13 yr old niece either.
I don’t ever want to look like I’m trying too hard to be trendy.
I don’t want to slap myself uncontrollably for ever following anything that Sienna Miller deemed stylish
Nor do I want to slit my throat with a rusty knife for ever following a trend started by a crazy woman named Sienna Miller who thinks she can walk around wearing a controlled pantyhose over a granny panty with a straight face, let alone a smile. [refer to the picture below.]

So. I don’t care if leggings starts selling for a penny. I’m not going to buy them anytime soon. Unless it’s for my daughter. Care to share your reasons on why you also SAY NO TO LEGGINGS? Or on why you say YES? .

*First picture: Go Fug Yourself
*Second Picture : News.Softpedia

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Top 5 Reasons You Should Say NO To UGGS

Dexie Wharton — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:28:08 +0000

It’ll be Fall soon. A little breeze will be felt if you live in US States where the weather drops down when season changes. Then comes Winter. I just feel the need to “educate” my fellow stylish fashionistas to SAY NO TO UGGS. Oh please please please. Here are top 5 reasons why you should say NO to UGGS.

You live in Sunny California.
You’re not an infant baby girl. They look cute on babies but not so much on grown women.
You’ll look like you’re trying too hard to be trendy. Not all trends should be followed.
There’s no snow in the ground. Or where you live. EVER. Like the Sunny California.
It’s pure and simple, UGGS ARE FUGLY!

PS : We lived in Upstate New York for 8 years. It snowed like hell during Winter. Never once did I wear UGGS.

But if you feel you really must, eh, whatever.

*UGGS Australia

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SAVE THE DATE : Nordie’s Anniversary Sale

Dexie Wharton — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:52:30 +0000

Alright my fellow Style It Less bargain shoppers, get your pen and start marking your calendars. Nordstrom’s Anniversary Sale stars on July 20th and ends in the 22nd. Online and In Stores. Let’s hope I remember the dates myself that way I can dig up some bargains from their online store to make your shopping life easy. If I forget, holler at me at : dexie.wharton@b5media.com . Don’t worry, I got your stylish bargain backs

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