WHOA! Tutti Fruity Dress
August 29, 2007 by Dexie Wharton
Filed under Brand Names On Sale, DRESS Me, DRESS Me, SIL Fashion Dont's, SIL Nay Lister, Sales and Sales, Oh My, Spring/Summer Season, Virtual Shopaholic
The first words that came to me when I saw this floral v-neck border dress from Velvet Torch were “WHOA, TUTTI FRUITY”. I mean it’s cute and all as it’s is floral. I guess the color would work on a really young cute girl. And when I say young I mean like my 1 yr old daughter. If there were more white canvas and the floral prints were minimized, this dress would be divine. Know what I mean. Oh well, it’s on sale for $29.90 at Nordstrom. FYI, it’s not utterly bad or else I would be shredding it to pieces ala Snarkstress to Julia Stiles. It’s just way too fruity colorific for my taste. That’s all.

















Ooh, colorific indeed, Dexie. All this needs is the bizarre alien eyeball splotches and we could hook Julia’s kid sister right up. Bleh.
P.S. For the record, I DO think your daughter could rock this dress in a way only a one-year-old fashionista could. Why don’t you just toss it in the dryer a few million times?
Snarkstress, bizarre alien indeed..hehe.
“Why don’t you just toss it in the dryer a few million times?”
that’s not a bad idea actually…LOL.
Looks like it belongs on a five year old.
My seven year old niece would look cute in this dress.
alittle too busy for a lady to wear in public
Very cute style. I don’t like the print design.
haha child like
It’s too young for me!
It also reminds me of a Japanese kimono…
I guess because of the red banding and floating flowers.
even the model thinks its funny
reminds me of a sofa from the 70s
Reminds me of Herbie the luv bug with those hippie flowers.
It is very colorful!
too retro
Pattern is off.
too young!!!
priced high.