I live for Halloween. I half wish I could’ve gotten married on Halloween so that I could’ve made all my friends come as zombie bridesmaids. Well, my wedding’s over, but if you’re planning a Halloween wedding, have I got something for you!

Um, how creepy cute are these things? I know they aren’t for everyone, but if you’re making All Hallow’s Eve your big day, I have an inkling that you’ll dig them, too! Available for $80 from Loopy Boopy.
Photo Credit: Loopy Boopy

It’s almost Halloween, people, and I am freaking psyched. Horror movie production and attendance is definitely on the rise, which means that costumes are going to be nice and gory this year. Just like I like ‘em.

And you don’t have to settle for some poly blend piece of crap costume for fifty bucks, either. Go indie. Because for only $19.99 you can get this totally awesome one-of-a-kind zombie nightgown! It’s awesome. And by awesome, I mean that it looks like the person wearing it has actually been eating brains. The woman who makes these also makes these totally creepy cute …read more

Ladies, please give up on the hippie hairband. No, seriously. I saw this rich teenager on NYC Prep the other day wearing a like neon polyeurethane hairband straight across her forehead, and I literally blushed in embarrassment for her. It just doesn’t look that good on many people, and you know it’s played out if Upper East Side teenagers were into it six months ago, when the show was filmed. I beg of you, give it up. You won’t be sorry. And, I have an alternative.
Oh creepy cute, my favorite aesthetic designation. Seriously, though, this hairbow is equal parts adorable …read more