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		<title>Ballerina Flat + Gladiator Sandal =</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 00:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chloe Findlay-Harder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A really bizarre shoe&#8230;
And if the combination of ballerina flat and gladiator sandal wasn&#8217;t odd enough &#8211; it&#8217;s made out of a &#8220;hypoallergenic plastic material&#8221;.
Should Crocs make these instead of Melissa &#38; Vivienne Westwood?
I think it&#8217;s time that you made your own decision&#8230;

Opinions, please?
I will admit to wearing plastic shoes when I&#8217;m out walking my dogs or doing lawn work &#8211; but this combination still makes me scratch my head.
Am I missing something?  Is this the most genius shoe design you&#8217;ve ever seen?  Let me know!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A really bizarre shoe&#8230;</p>
<p>And if the combination of <a href="http://www.eluxury.com/estore/browse/product_detail.jsp?id=12227472" target="_blank">ballerina flat and gladiator sandal </a>wasn&#8217;t odd enough &#8211; it&#8217;s made out of a &#8220;hypoallergenic plastic material&#8221;.</p>
<p>Should Crocs make these instead of Melissa &amp; Vivienne Westwood?</p>
<p>I think it&#8217;s time that you made your own decision&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img class="size-full wp-image-29588 aligncenter" src="http://www.splendicity.com/files/2009/05/ballerina-gladiator-shoes.jpg" alt="ballerina-gladiator-shoes" width="400" height="485" /></p>
<p>Opinions, please?</p>
<p>I will admit to wearing plastic shoes when I&#8217;m out walking my dogs or doing lawn work &#8211; but this combination still makes me scratch my head.</p>
<p>Am I missing something?  Is this the most genius shoe design you&#8217;ve ever seen?  Let me know!</p>
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		<title>Um, excuse me miss, but there seems to be something on your hat&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chloe Findlay-Harder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the attack of the Tribbles, run for your life!
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Whoops, it&#8217;s only pom-poms&#8230; sorry about that&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the attack of the Tribbles, run for your life!</p>
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<p>Whoops, it&#8217;s only pom-poms&#8230; sorry about that&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Strappy boots from Sigerson Morrison</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chloe Findlay-Harder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know these boots from Sigerson Morrison are really trendy right now, but for some funny reason, they remind me of something:

But I just can&#8217;t quite put my finger on it&#8230;
I&#8217;ve got an idea!

Or maybe:

Which leaves me wondering, why would I want to spend almost $1700 on a pair of boots that remind me of wooden blinds or folding screens?
Ah, the mysteries of the universe!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know these boots from <a href="http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/49595016/c/5291.html" target="_blank">Sigerson Morrison</a> are really trendy right now, but for some funny reason, they remind me of something:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-2677 aligncenter" title="sigerson-morrison-nero-boots" src="http://www.splendicity.com/files/101/2009/01/sigerson-morrison-nero-boots.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="337" /></p>
<p>But I just can&#8217;t quite put my finger on it&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got an idea!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-2678 aligncenter" title="wooden-screen" src="http://www.splendicity.com/files/101/2009/01/wooden-screen.jpg" alt="" width="280" height="280" /></p>
<p>Or maybe:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-2679 aligncenter" title="wooden-blinds" src="http://www.splendicity.com/files/101/2009/01/wooden-blinds.jpg" alt="" width="167" height="167" /></p>
<p>Which leaves me wondering, why would I want to spend almost $1700 on a pair of boots that remind me of wooden blinds or folding screens?</p>
<p>Ah, the mysteries of the universe!</p>
<p>boots: <a href="http://www.zappos.com" target="_blank">Zappos</a></p>
<p>screen &amp; blinds photos: <a href="http://www.amazon.com" target="_blank">Amazon.com</a></p>
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		<title>a rare fashion stumble from Louboutin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chloe Findlay-Harder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I was browsing through Bluefly when Christian Louboutin&#8217;s name caught my eye.
Louboutin &#8211; on sale &#8211; how could I resist?
Until I came across these babies...

My first reaction was&#8230;
Hooker boots &#8211; really, really expensive hooker boots!
They&#8217;re on sale for $1260.00.
Let&#8217;s face it &#8211; how many &#8220;real&#8221; women can pull these off?
Is this not look best left as a concept for the runway?
I&#8217;m sure a hip and/or trendy nineteen year old in a size 00 could pull these off&#8230; but I don&#8217;t think I could even pull them on&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, I was browsing through <a href="http://www.bluefly.com" target="_blank">Bluefly</a> when Christian Louboutin&#8217;s name caught my eye.</p>
<p>Louboutin &#8211; on sale &#8211; how could I resist?</p>
<p>Until I came across <a href="http://www.bluefly.com/Christian-Louboutin-black-patent-Super-Woman-over-the-knee-boots/cat20022/301169601/detail.fly" target="_blank">these babies.</a>..</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.splendicity.com/files/101/2008/09/louboutin-hooker-boots.jpg" alt="christian louboutin patent leather super woman boots" /></p>
<p>My first reaction was&#8230;</p>
<p>Hooker boots &#8211; really, really expensive hooker boots!</p>
<p>They&#8217;re <strong>on sale</strong> for $1260.00.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it &#8211; how many &#8220;real&#8221; women can pull these off?</p>
<p>Is this not look best left as a concept for the runway?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure a hip and/or trendy nineteen year old in a size 00 could pull these off&#8230; but I don&#8217;t think I could even pull them on&#8230;</p>
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		<title>is there such a thing as an over-decorated sandal?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chloe Findlay-Harder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, before I begin &#8211; I will freely admit that I am grumpy.  I may be slightly less forgiving when it come to questionable accessories than I might normally be.
Even so&#8230;
These sandals from Sigerson Morrison just don&#8217;t seem quite right to me:

Is it the braided patent leather?
The layers of leather circles on the top of the sandals?
Or the white leather ties that stick out like little fingers &#8211; how long until your cat chews those off?
At least I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a mystery why the sandal is now on sale, for a measly $274.0 &#8211; better than $429.00!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now, before I begin &#8211; I will freely admit that I am grumpy.  I may be slightly less forgiving when it come to questionable accessories than I might normally be.</p>
<p>Even so&#8230;</p>
<p>These sandals from <a href="http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/41040662/c/176254.html" target="_blank">Sigerson Morrison</a> just don&#8217;t seem quite right to me:</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.splendicity.com/files/101/2008/08/weird-black-sandals.jpg" alt="black braided patent sandals from sigerson morrison" /></p>
<p>Is it the braided patent leather?</p>
<p>The layers of leather circles on the top of the sandals?</p>
<p>Or the white leather ties that stick out like little fingers &#8211; how long until your cat chews those off?</p>
<p>At least I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a mystery why the sandal is now on sale, for a measly $274.0 &#8211; better than $429.00!</p>
<p>image: Zappos</p>
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		<title>Rihanna at the American Music Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chloe Findlay-Harder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[R&#38;B singer Rihanna was a presenter at the American Music Awards recently&#8230;

Shhh&#8230; don&#8217;t startle her bowtie &#8211; it seems to have slithered off her neck &#38; eaten her blouse!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>R&amp;B singer <strong>Rihanna</strong> was a presenter at the American Music Awards recently&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://www.splendicity.com/files/101/2007/11/rihanna-ama-bowtie.jpg" alt="rihanna american music awards" /></p>
<p>Shhh&#8230; don&#8217;t startle her bowtie &#8211; it seems to have slithered off her neck &amp; eaten her blouse!</p>
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